Wetwang-Shitterton Express by Antti Turtiainen
Main Deck
Instant
Choose one —
• Target player mills four cards.
• Choose a land type and a basic land type. Each land of the first chosen type becomes the second chosen type until end of turn.
• Target artifact phases out. (While it's phased out, it's treated as though it doesn't exist. It phases in before its controller untaps during their next untap step.)
Choose one —
• Target player mills four cards.
• Choose a land type and a basic land type. Each land of the first chosen type becomes the second chosen type until end of turn.
• Target artifact phases out. (While it's phased out, it's treated as though it doesn't exist. It phases in before its controller untaps during their next untap step.)
Instant
Counter target activated or triggered ability. (Mana abilities can't be targeted.)
Counter target activated or triggered ability. (Mana abilities can't be targeted.)
Instant
Counter target spell.
Counter target spell.
Instant
Scry 1. (Look at the top card of your library. You may put that card on the bottom.)
Draw a card.
Scry 1. (Look at the top card of your library. You may put that card on the bottom.)
Draw a card.
Sorcery
Look at the top three cards of target player's library, then put them back in any order. You may have that player shuffle.
Draw a card at the beginning of the next turn's upkeep.
Look at the top three cards of target player's library, then put them back in any order. You may have that player shuffle.
Draw a card at the beginning of the next turn's upkeep.
Instant
Choose one —
• Target player mills four cards.
• Choose a land type and a basic land type. Each land of the first chosen type becomes the second chosen type until end of turn.
• Target artifact phases out. (While it's phased out, it's treated as though it doesn't exist. It phases in before its controller untaps during their next untap step.)
Choose one —
• Target player mills four cards.
• Choose a land type and a basic land type. Each land of the first chosen type becomes the second chosen type until end of turn.
• Target artifact phases out. (While it's phased out, it's treated as though it doesn't exist. It phases in before its controller untaps during their next untap step.)
Instant
Counter target activated or triggered ability. (Mana abilities can't be targeted.)
Counter target activated or triggered ability. (Mana abilities can't be targeted.)
Instant
Counter target spell.
Counter target spell.
Instant
Scry 1. (Look at the top card of your library. You may put that card on the bottom.)
Draw a card.
Scry 1. (Look at the top card of your library. You may put that card on the bottom.)
Draw a card.
Sorcery
Look at the top three cards of target player's library, then put them back in any order. You may have that player shuffle.
Draw a card at the beginning of the next turn's upkeep.
Look at the top three cards of target player's library, then put them back in any order. You may have that player shuffle.
Draw a card at the beginning of the next turn's upkeep.
Instant
Choose one —
• Target player mills four cards.
• Choose a land type and a basic land type. Each land of the first chosen type becomes the second chosen type until end of turn.
• Target artifact phases out. (While it's phased out, it's treated as though it doesn't exist. It phases in before its controller untaps during their next untap step.)
Choose one —
• Target player mills four cards.
• Choose a land type and a basic land type. Each land of the first chosen type becomes the second chosen type until end of turn.
• Target artifact phases out. (While it's phased out, it's treated as though it doesn't exist. It phases in before its controller untaps during their next untap step.)
Instant
Counter target activated or triggered ability. (Mana abilities can't be targeted.)
Counter target activated or triggered ability. (Mana abilities can't be targeted.)
Instant
Counter target spell.
Counter target spell.
Instant
Scry 1. (Look at the top card of your library. You may put that card on the bottom.)
Draw a card.
Scry 1. (Look at the top card of your library. You may put that card on the bottom.)
Draw a card.
Sorcery
Look at the top three cards of target player's library, then put them back in any order. You may have that player shuffle.
Draw a card at the beginning of the next turn's upkeep.
Look at the top three cards of target player's library, then put them back in any order. You may have that player shuffle.
Draw a card at the beginning of the next turn's upkeep.
Instant
Choose one —
• Target player mills four cards.
• Choose a land type and a basic land type. Each land of the first chosen type becomes the second chosen type until end of turn.
• Target artifact phases out. (While it's phased out, it's treated as though it doesn't exist. It phases in before its controller untaps during their next untap step.)
Choose one —
• Target player mills four cards.
• Choose a land type and a basic land type. Each land of the first chosen type becomes the second chosen type until end of turn.
• Target artifact phases out. (While it's phased out, it's treated as though it doesn't exist. It phases in before its controller untaps during their next untap step.)
Instant
Counter target activated or triggered ability. (Mana abilities can't be targeted.)
Counter target activated or triggered ability. (Mana abilities can't be targeted.)
Instant
Counter target spell.
Counter target spell.
Instant
Scry 1. (Look at the top card of your library. You may put that card on the bottom.)
Draw a card.
Scry 1. (Look at the top card of your library. You may put that card on the bottom.)
Draw a card.
Sorcery
Look at the top three cards of target player's library, then put them back in any order. You may have that player shuffle.
Draw a card at the beginning of the next turn's upkeep.
Look at the top three cards of target player's library, then put them back in any order. You may have that player shuffle.
Draw a card at the beginning of the next turn's upkeep.
Instant
You may return two Islands you control to their owner's hand rather than pay this spell's mana cost.
Draw two cards.
You may return two Islands you control to their owner's hand rather than pay this spell's mana cost.
Draw two cards.
Instant
You may discard an Island card and another card rather than pay this spell's mana cost.
Counter target spell.
You may discard an Island card and another card rather than pay this spell's mana cost.
Counter target spell.
Artifact Creature — Phyrexian Dreadnought
Trample
When this creature enters, sacrifice it unless you sacrifice any number of creatures with total power 12 or greater.
Trample
When this creature enters, sacrifice it unless you sacrifice any number of creatures with total power 12 or greater.
Instant
Look at the top four cards of your library. Put one of them into your hand and the rest on the bottom of your library in any order.
Look at the top four cards of your library. Put one of them into your hand and the rest on the bottom of your library in any order.
Instant
You may return an Island you control to its owner's hand rather than pay this spell's mana cost.
Counter target spell unless its controller pays .
You may return an Island you control to its owner's hand rather than pay this spell's mana cost.
Counter target spell unless its controller pays .
Instant
You may return two Islands you control to their owner's hand rather than pay this spell's mana cost.
Draw two cards.
You may return two Islands you control to their owner's hand rather than pay this spell's mana cost.
Draw two cards.
Instant
You may discard an Island card and another card rather than pay this spell's mana cost.
Counter target spell.
You may discard an Island card and another card rather than pay this spell's mana cost.
Counter target spell.
Artifact Creature — Phyrexian Dreadnought
Trample
When this creature enters, sacrifice it unless you sacrifice any number of creatures with total power 12 or greater.
Trample
When this creature enters, sacrifice it unless you sacrifice any number of creatures with total power 12 or greater.
Instant
Look at the top four cards of your library. Put one of them into your hand and the rest on the bottom of your library in any order.
Look at the top four cards of your library. Put one of them into your hand and the rest on the bottom of your library in any order.
Instant
You may return an Island you control to its owner's hand rather than pay this spell's mana cost.
Counter target spell unless its controller pays .
You may return an Island you control to its owner's hand rather than pay this spell's mana cost.
Counter target spell unless its controller pays .
Instant
You may return two Islands you control to their owner's hand rather than pay this spell's mana cost.
Draw two cards.
You may return two Islands you control to their owner's hand rather than pay this spell's mana cost.
Draw two cards.
Instant
You may discard an Island card and another card rather than pay this spell's mana cost.
Counter target spell.
You may discard an Island card and another card rather than pay this spell's mana cost.
Counter target spell.
Artifact Creature — Phyrexian Dreadnought
Trample
When this creature enters, sacrifice it unless you sacrifice any number of creatures with total power 12 or greater.
Trample
When this creature enters, sacrifice it unless you sacrifice any number of creatures with total power 12 or greater.
Instant
Look at the top X cards of your library. Put one of them into your hand and the rest on the bottom of your library in any order.
Flashback—, Exile X blue cards from your graveyard. (You may cast this card from your graveyard for its flashback cost, then exile it. You can't exile Flash of Insight to pay for its own flashback cost.)
Look at the top X cards of your library. Put one of them into your hand and the rest on the bottom of your library in any order.
Flashback—, Exile X blue cards from your graveyard. (You may cast this card from your graveyard for its flashback cost, then exile it. You can't exile Flash of Insight to pay for its own flashback cost.)
Artifact
At the beginning of your upkeep, you may put a fuse counter on this artifact.
, Sacrifice this artifact: Destroy each artifact and creature with mana value equal to the number of fuse counters on this artifact.
At the beginning of your upkeep, you may put a fuse counter on this artifact.
, Sacrifice this artifact: Destroy each artifact and creature with mana value equal to the number of fuse counters on this artifact.
Instant
You may return two Islands you control to their owner's hand rather than pay this spell's mana cost.
Draw two cards.
You may return two Islands you control to their owner's hand rather than pay this spell's mana cost.
Draw two cards.
Instant
You may discard an Island card and another card rather than pay this spell's mana cost.
Counter target spell.
You may discard an Island card and another card rather than pay this spell's mana cost.
Counter target spell.
Artifact Creature — Phyrexian Dreadnought
Trample
When this creature enters, sacrifice it unless you sacrifice any number of creatures with total power 12 or greater.
Trample
When this creature enters, sacrifice it unless you sacrifice any number of creatures with total power 12 or greater.
Instant
Look at the top X cards of your library. Put one of them into your hand and the rest on the bottom of your library in any order.
Flashback—, Exile X blue cards from your graveyard. (You may cast this card from your graveyard for its flashback cost, then exile it. You can't exile Flash of Insight to pay for its own flashback cost.)
Look at the top X cards of your library. Put one of them into your hand and the rest on the bottom of your library in any order.
Flashback—, Exile X blue cards from your graveyard. (You may cast this card from your graveyard for its flashback cost, then exile it. You can't exile Flash of Insight to pay for its own flashback cost.)
Instant
Return target nonland permanent to its owner's hand. Then that permanent's controller may sacrifice a land of their choice. If the player does, they may copy this spell and may choose a new target for that copy.
Return target nonland permanent to its owner's hand. Then that permanent's controller may sacrifice a land of their choice. If the player does, they may copy this spell and may choose a new target for that copy.
Instant
Look at target player's hand.
Draw a card.
Look at target player's hand.
Draw a card.
Basic Land — Island
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Basic Land — Island
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Basic Land — Island
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Basic Land — Island
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Instant
Target player mills three cards.
Storm (When you cast this spell, copy it for each spell cast before it this turn. You may choose new targets for the copies.)
Target player mills three cards.
Storm (When you cast this spell, copy it for each spell cast before it this turn. You may choose new targets for the copies.)
Basic Land — Island
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Basic Land — Island
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Basic Land — Island
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Basic Land — Island
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Instant
You may return three Islands you control to their owner's hand rather than pay this spell's mana cost.
Counter target spell.
You may return three Islands you control to their owner's hand rather than pay this spell's mana cost.
Counter target spell.
Basic Land — Island
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Basic Land — Island
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Basic Land — Island
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Basic Land — Island
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Basic Land — Island
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Basic Land — Island
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Basic Land — Island
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Basic Land — Island
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Basic Land — Island
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Side
Instant
Choose one —
• Counter target spell if it's red.
• Destroy target permanent if it's red.
Choose one —
• Counter target spell if it's red.
• Destroy target permanent if it's red.
Instant
Choose one —
• Counter target spell if it's red.
• Destroy target permanent if it's red.
Choose one —
• Counter target spell if it's red.
• Destroy target permanent if it's red.
Instant
Choose one —
• Counter target red spell.
• Destroy target red permanent.
Choose one —
• Counter target red spell.
• Destroy target red permanent.
Instant
Choose one —
• Counter target red spell.
• Destroy target red permanent.
Choose one —
• Counter target red spell.
• Destroy target red permanent.
Enchantment — Aura
Enchant creature
Enchanted creature gets +2/+0.
At the beginning of the upkeep of enchanted creature's controller, put a -0/-1 counter on that creature.
Enchant creature
Enchanted creature gets +2/+0.
At the beginning of the upkeep of enchanted creature's controller, put a -0/-1 counter on that creature.
Enchantment — Aura
Enchant creature
Enchanted creature gets +2/+0.
At the beginning of the upkeep of enchanted creature's controller, put a -0/-1 counter on that creature.
Enchant creature
Enchanted creature gets +2/+0.
At the beginning of the upkeep of enchanted creature's controller, put a -0/-1 counter on that creature.
Instant
Counter target artifact or enchantment spell.
Counter target artifact or enchantment spell.
Instant
Counter target artifact or enchantment spell.
Counter target artifact or enchantment spell.
Enchantment
Nonbasic lands don't untap during their controllers' untap steps.
Nonbasic lands don't untap during their controllers' untap steps.
Enchantment
Nonbasic lands don't untap during their controllers' untap steps.
Nonbasic lands don't untap during their controllers' untap steps.
Instant
Target player mills three cards.
Storm (When you cast this spell, copy it for each spell cast before it this turn. You may choose new targets for the copies.)
Target player mills three cards.
Storm (When you cast this spell, copy it for each spell cast before it this turn. You may choose new targets for the copies.)
Instant
Target player mills three cards.
Storm (When you cast this spell, copy it for each spell cast before it this turn. You may choose new targets for the copies.)
Target player mills three cards.
Storm (When you cast this spell, copy it for each spell cast before it this turn. You may choose new targets for the copies.)
Artifact
At the beginning of your upkeep, you may put a fuse counter on this artifact.
, Sacrifice this artifact: Destroy each artifact and creature with mana value equal to the number of fuse counters on this artifact.
At the beginning of your upkeep, you may put a fuse counter on this artifact.
, Sacrifice this artifact: Destroy each artifact and creature with mana value equal to the number of fuse counters on this artifact.
Artifact
Activated abilities of creatures can't be activated.
Activated abilities of creatures can't be activated.
Artifact
: Exile the bottom card of target player's graveyard.
, Sacrifice this artifact: Exile target card from a graveyard. Draw a card.
: Exile the bottom card of target player's graveyard.
, Sacrifice this artifact: Exile target card from a graveyard. Draw a card.